Thursday, March 20, 2014

Life Hacks



I saw a version of this floating around social media, so I thought I would share. I've added a few of my own as well. Enjoy...


  1. Go for women you perceive to be out of your league. You just might surprise yourself. 
  2. Never hit anyone unless they are an immediate threat. 
  3. Every hat should serve a purpose. 
  4. Never take her to the movies on the first date. 
  5. Learn to wet shave. 
  6. Nothing looks more badass than a well-tailored suit. 
  7. Shave with the grain on the first go-around. 
  8. Always look a person in the eye when you talk to them. 
  9. Buy a plunger before you need a plunger. 
  10. You are required to exercise. 
  11. Brush your teeth before you put your tie on. 
  12. A small amount of your paycheck should go directly to your savings account every month. 
  13. Never wear a clip-on tie. 
  14. Give a firm handshake. 
  15. Compliment her shoes. 
  16. Never leave a beer unfinished. 
  17. If you aren't confident, fake it. It will come. 
  18. You can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him. 
  19. Be conscious of your body language. 
  20. The only reason to ever point a gun at someone is if you intend to shoot them. 
  21. Always stand to shake someone’s hand. 
  22. Never lend anything you can’t afford to lose. 
  23. Ask more than you answer. Everybody likes to talk about themselves. 
  24. Keep a change of clothes at the office. 
  25. Buy high quality tools so you only have to buy them once. 
  26. Manliness is not only being able to take care of yourself but others as well. 
  27. Go with the decision that will make for the best story. 
  28. When you walk, look straight ahead, not at your feet. 
  29. Nice guys don’t finish last. Boring guys do. Don't be boring. 
  30. Find something you are passionate about and figure out how to get paid for it. 
  31. Don’t let the little head do the thinking for the big head. 
  32. No matter their job or status in life, everyone deserves respect. 
  33. The most important thing you can learn is personal responsibility. Bad things happen, it’s your job to overcome them. 
  34. The first one to get angry looses. 
  35. Do what needs to be done without complaining. 
  36. Never stop learning. 
  37. Always go out into public dressed like you’re about to meet the love of your life. 
  38. Don’t change yourself just to make someone happy, unless that someone is you. 
  39. If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room. 
  40. Luck favors the prepared. Be prepared. 
  41. Women find confidence sexy as hell. 
  42. Do whatever you want to do in life, but if your going to do it do it well. 
  43. No one is on their deathbed wishing they spent more time at work. 
  44. Enjoy your life.

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